Puerto Rican In Your Platoon Tired Of Your Questions About Cinco De Mayo
FORT BRAGG, N.C. — Specialist Ted Ortega, a grenadier in your platoon's third squad, is already tired of answering questions about Cinco de Mayo, sources confirmed moments ago.
Ortega, 22, is a native of Connecticut, but his grandparents immigrated to New York in the 1950s.
"These fucking guys, they don't get that I'm not even from Mexico. They see skin t…
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