Coast Guard begins arresting kite surfers for being annoying pieces of shit

OUTER BANKS, NC — Kitesurfing may seem like a perfectly harmless activity if you’re a pretentious douche bag who wants to piss off other mariners, but if that's how you're planning to spend your weekend, make sure you keep an eye out for the U.S. Coast Guard, because they will arrest your stupid dumb face.

Coast Guard officials say it's their duty to enf…