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Coast guardsman gets pumped after Super Bowl announcer thanks 'all four military services'

Coast guardsman gets pumped after Super Bowl announcer thanks 'all four military services'

MINNEAPOLIS — Sources confirmed that Coast Guard member Paul Brabsack attended the Eagles vs. Patriots Super Bowl game Sunday night and was audibly excited and proud when the announcer thanked “all four military services” at that night’s game.

“Hey fans, we’d like to take a moment to thank the brave men and women of all four of our military services who are here at home and serving overseas,” said the announcer that night during the 30-second military appreciation video played on the Jumbotron, adding to make sure you say ‘thank you’ to your nearest military member. Sources confirmed that the video was immediately met by deafening cheers from Brabsack.

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