Combat Artist Fired For Drawing Too Much Penis
Quantico, Va. — Marine Cpl. Willie Dix was relieved of his duties as a combat artist by the National Museum of the Marine Corps last week after he returned from Afghanistan and produced nothing but 2,500 hand drawings of engorged erections, sources confirmed.
"His work output was nothing but dick, dick, dick, dick, dick," said one museum official. "We're…
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