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Company first sergeant needs six volunteers for martial law detail

"I’m gonna have to randomly pick a handful of your dumb asses to help suspend the Constitution."

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Addison Blu
Dec 16, 2020
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By Addison Blu

FORT BRAGG, N.C. — Your company first sergeant needs half a dozen motivated dick beaters to assist in enforcing a military suppression of rights and laws, sources confirmed today.

The unit is hurrying up and waiting after former U.S. generals, public figures, and active government leaders have called for martial law in the United States in …

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