Congress cuts enlisted pay to fund F-35 stereo system

WASHINGTON — Congress has passed a new law that will cut pay for all enlisted servicemembers by two percent. The money saved will fund a "wicked baller" speaker system for the F-35 Lightning II, according to program managers.

"We were really looking for something that would set the F-35 back another five years," said program spokesman, Vice Adm. Tom Skaz…