Congress sends Coast Guard a couple of twenties after forgetting birthday
WASHINGTON — The Coast Guard received a birthday card from Congress containing a couple of twenty-dollar bills after it failed to recognize the service's 227 years of existence, sources confirmed today.
"Dear Coast Guard," the card read. "Happy belated birthday! Wish we would have been there to celebrate with you, but we've been SO busy. Hope you had a g…
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