Congressional investigation uncovers what you can do with a drunken sailor

“Some of the most effective methods of dealing with a drunken sailor are the simplest,” said Chief Petty Officer Randall Keel.

By Blondes Over Baghdad

WASHINGTON — After an 18-month bipartisan investigation, the Senate has released a scathing 1,200-page report on what you can do with a drunken sailor.

“For too long, we’ve ignored one of the greatest challenges our sea services face,” said Sen. Tom O’Leary, chair of the Select Committee on Bilge, Scuppers, and Taffrail.

“We’ve dis…

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