Congressional investigation uncovers what you can do with a drunken sailor
“Some of the most effective methods of dealing with a drunken sailor are the simplest,” said Chief Petty Officer Randall Keel.
By Blondes Over Baghdad
WASHINGTON — After an 18-month bipartisan investigation, the Senate has released a scathing 1,200-page report on what you can do with a drunken sailor.
“For too long, we’ve ignored one of the greatest challenges our sea services face,” said Sen. Tom O’Leary, chair of the Select Committee on Bilge, Scuppers, and Taffrail.