Congressman avoids eye contact with Generals panhandling outside his office

“Just give him a few million dollars so he’ll go away."

By Whiskey Fueled Tirade

CAPITOL HILL — Democratic Congressman Adam Smith narrowly avoided eye contact last week with a group of service chiefs panhandling in the halls of the House Office Building, sources confirmed today.

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