Corps’ Lone Thief Apprehended; Marines Rejoice, Burn Missing Gear Statements
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Marine Commandant Gen. James Amos was proud to announce to reporters today that his faith is renewed in the mantra of Marines' never "lying, cheating, or stealing."
The press pool — unsure of what his final remarks would be — continued to speculate on what he meant until the moment he entered the briefing room.
As he approached the podi…
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