Crime Rates Near Air Force Bases Plummet As Vigilante Airmen Seek Promotions

MAXWELL AFB, Ala.— Crime rates both in and around Air Force bases are dropping at a shocking rate, according to new police statistics released this week. Most are crediting the change to the roving bands of enlisted airmen that have been combing the streets attempting to find dangerous situations and crimes in progress.

The movement follows the announcem…