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Critics say world war III won't be as good as first two

HOLLYWOOD — In the build up to a third world war possibly breaking out on the Korean peninsula, many critics have expressed concerns it will not live up to the hype, sources confirmed today.

"It just seems unlikely that anything will beat the first two," says documentarian and critic Ken Burns. "And if history teaches us anything, look at Return of the Jedi, Back to the Future III, and Matrix Revolutions. All were massive disappointments."

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