Daniel Craig gains 40 pounds, God complex after becoming honorary naval officer

We saw this coming.

By Whiskey Fueled Tirade

LONDON – Daniel Craig, best known for his starring role as the hard-to-kill secret agent James Bond, was appointed as an honorary naval officer last week and immediately gained 40 pounds, sources confirmed.

“It was quite remarkable,” First Sea Lord Admiral Sir Tony Radakin told reporters. “Before the ceremony, [Craig] was so affab…

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