DD214 Can’t Believe This Douche Is About To Separate With Only Three Ribbons
SAN DIEGO— A freshly-printed DD214 at Naval Base San Diego’s Personnel Support Department (PSD) is currently claiming to be “completely fucking beside” itself, upon learning that the sailor it’s about to be signed by is going to leave active duty after having earned only three ribbons during his enlistment.
According to the enraged sheet of Hammermill 8-…
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