DUFFEL BLOG PRESENTS: Dr. Seuss gives your weekend safety brief

Would you like to have some fun? Did you, did you clean your gun? Field day quick and then you may Have libo soon, but first obey!

Do not smoke it in the dark. Do not sniff it in the park. Do not shoot up here or there. Drugs are wrongful everywhere.

If you drank it in the bar Do not get into your car Alcohol is A-OK But call a cab to save the day

Would yo…