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Drowning Navy officer miraculously saved by his inflated ego

Drowning Navy officer miraculously saved by his inflated ego

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Oct 05, 2022
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SAN DIEGO — Naval officer and self-described "warrior-scholar" Lt. Mark Chadwick was saved from drowning by his massively inflated ego during a training exercise earlier this week, sources confirmed.

Bystanders claim that after Chadwick fell overboard he immediately condescended not only to the rescue team but also to the water itself, and that he certai…

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