Drunken Secretary Hagel Asks Deputy To Cover For Him At Pentagon Formation

Oct 05, 2022

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THE PENTAGON — A visibly tired and still intoxicated Chuck Hagel pleaded with his Deputy Secretary of Defense this morning to cover for him at The Pentagon's morning formation, according to multiple eyewitnesses.

"Oh fuck me, what am I doing with my life?," asked Hagel, still rubbing his bloodshot eyes and attempting to recall what happened last night. "…

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