DUFFEL BLOG PRESENTS: Mother Goose gives your weekend safety brief
Hey! Private Diddle, If it burns when you piddle, Better see the Doc by noon; The Corpsmen laughed As they punched his bore Diddle howled just like a baboon.
Hickory, dickory, dock, This won't end the way that you thought; If you refuse NJP, Soon you will see, The Brig has got you on lock
There was an old stripper who didn’t look too bad She had a few kid…
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