Duffel Blog's definitive guide to making toilet wine
This is going to come in handy.
By As for Class
Duffel Blog is here today to remind you of your old friend: alcoholism. It isn’t always easy to get booze into the barracks.
Sometimes you’re overseas.
Other times General Order Number 1 is in effect (lame), and all the lieutenants are walking around like hawks, trying to narc on everyone.
It’s easy to get desperate.
Rubbing alcohol starts to smell real good. You’re sniffing the officers’ whiteboard markers.
Dipping pouches because you ran out of the other stuff.
Duffel Blog has got your back.
To be clear, we aren’t talking about Mash.
No need for an old radiator. No need to make your roommate take a drink before you do.
This is toilet wine. If you want to feel fancy, call it toilet sangria. Or barracks blanc if you’re so inclined, you bougie devil.
You have options, too. Step one, let some juice sit long enough and that shit will fuck you up.
Or drop some yeast or whatever in the juice with some sugar. Bread has yeast in it, right? That’ll probably work.
Fair warning or d…