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E-4 Mafia Frantically Expending Surplus Fucks Before End of Fiscal Year

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Oct 05, 2022
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FORT BRAGG, N.C. — An Army Inspector General report warns that the Army's junior enlisted are at budgetary risk following the discovery of a massive surplus of fucks that need to be given before the fiscal year ends on September 30. According to the report, these low ranking members of the Army gave out fewer fucks than even highly pessimistic projectio…

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