Early-warning system tells E-4s when First Sergeant is approaching

“Go figure that they managed to rig it together using duct tape, dip cans, and zip-ties.”

By The Shammer

FORT BENNING, Ga. — Specialists across the U.S. Army have begun testing a new early-warning system that lets them know when a senior noncommissioned officer is inbound to their position.

A trove of leaked hand-scribbled notes, as well as blueprints and photographs, have revealed the existence of the Specialist Hands-free Automated Mobile Sy…