Early-warning system tells E-4s when First Sergeant is approaching
“Go figure that they managed to rig it together using duct tape, dip cans, and zip-ties.”
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By The Shammer
FORT BENNING, Ga. — Specialists across the U.S. Army have begun testing a new early-warning system that lets them know when a senior noncommissioned officer is inbound to their position.
A trove of leaked hand-scribbled notes, as well as blueprints and photographs, have revealed the existence of the Specialist Hands-free Automated Mobile Sy…
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