Enemy Hackers Deem AKO, MyPay 'Not Even Worth It'

BEIJING, CHINA - The Chinese military today abandoned its planned Operation DRAGON BYTE, a massive Distributed Denial Of Service (DDOS) attack on the US Army's main computer network, Army Knowledge Online (AKO).

"When we tried to hack in, we were surprised to discover that AKO was already offline," said Wei Wei Bak, a PLA programmer who often boasts of h…