Marine recruit backs out of contract after recruiter can't guarantee he would get laid

LYNCHBURG, Va. — A Heritage High School senior in the Marine Corps Delayed Entry Program shredded his contract last week after learning his recruiter could not guarantee that he would get laid in the fleet.

Michael Broeming,18, flipped out after Cpl. Josh Rudd, who was in the office on recruiter's assistance, admitted that ass was not actually a Marine C…