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Entire military disappointed no one thought to run dick-shaped route in Syria

By Duffel Blog Staff · Bureau · 1 minute

Filed 5 October 2022 · 1533

WASHINGTON — Military service members expressed shock after run routes of troops deployed overseas at secret bases were revealed by a fitness app and not a single one was shaped like a dick, sources confirmed today.

"What is this, amateur hour?" asked Lance Cpl. Alan Briggins, a Marine stationed at Camp Pendleton.

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