Entire Platoon Will Act As Father For Barracks Queen’s Baby

FORT LEWIS, Wash. — Private First Class Vanyetta Kilmeade was feeling very alone and nervous as the prospect of single motherhood quickly approached, but that was before the entire 2nd Platoon graciously agreed to act as a collective father for the baby.

“It’s a huge blessing,” said Kilmeade, “because Mama said I ain’t welcome at home no more since I got…