Marine Veterans Launch Kickstarter Project To Retake Fallujah

CAMP PENDLETON, CA – A pair of former Marines have launched a Kickstarter project to raise enough money for them to travel back to Iraq and retake the city of Fallujah in time for the ten-year anniversary of the battle.

"Hi, I'm Austin Jenkins and this is Joe Wood. We're Marines, and this is our Kickstarter fund to send us back to Iraq to go fuck some sh…