TWENTYNINE PALMS, CALIF. -- Marine officials announced they have apprehended Lance Cpl. Jennifer Cruz for defacing port-a-johns throughout the Twentynine Palms area with pictures of vaginas and clitorises.
Waiving her rights to speak to an attorney, Cruz said, "The whole time I've been out here, I've been thinking of getting my clam slammed by footlong cock. Yet, for some inexplicable reason, I've been obsessed with drawing pictures of pussy."
"Fuck if I can explain it."
