Female Marine transfers to Air Force to get laid

CAMP PENDLETON — Tired of being denied dates by male civilians and fellow service members alike, Marine Sgt. Jennifer Lattimore recently transferred to the Air Force in the hopes of finally getting laid.

“I haven’t had sex since senior prom,” Lattimore lamented. “As soon as guys hear I’m a Marine, they’re like ‘Oh, are you a lesbian?’ or ‘Can you kill me…