Fiery, all-seeing eye atop NSA headquarters vows to protect Americans’ privacy

The Shadow of the East speaks

By Cat Astronaut

As more citizens call for increased data protection in an era of constant interconnectedness, the giant, fiery all-seeing eye perched atop the National Security Agency headquarters building has vowed to protect Americans’ privacy.

“We at the NSA are dedicated to full transparency and the protection of our citizens’ privacy,” projected the…