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Vol. 15 · No. 115 · Friday, 25 September 2026

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Navy & Marines · Page 5

First Sergeant invites you to duty for Marine Corps ball via YouTube

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THE INTERNET — First Sergeant has invited you to stand barracks duty the night of the Marines Corps Birthday Ball by posting a video to YouTube, sources confirmed today.

Sources say the video was uploaded to YouTube and posted on your Facebook wall directly after formation on Friday, so he knows that you've already seen it.

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