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First Sergeant Relieved For Not Being Enough Of A Dick

First Sergeant Relieved For Not Being Enough Of A Dick

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Oct 05, 2022
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TWENTYNINE PALMS, Calif. — 1st Sgt. Martin Blunt has been relieved by his command for failing to keep his rifle company properly demoralized, as he refused a direct order to be a raging cock at all times, Duffel Blog has learned.

Blunt, the company first sergeant for Echo Co, 2nd Battalion, 7th Marines, was removed from his position after his battalion c…

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