Meet the groundbreaking female Navy pilot who's been drawing sky vulvas for years
ANNAPOLIS, Md. – Retired Navy Capt. Krissy Dickinson admitted at a retired officers’ luncheon on Sunday that she had been drawing sky vulvas her entire career.
“Those boys think they invented sky porn?” Dickinson growled over her 11am scotch. “My first check ride I drew a clitoris over Pensacola. Good thing the boys on the flight line had never seen one before.”
Dickinson, now 58, laughed to herself, drew a fallopian flight path on the table with a Splenda packet, and took a full eight seconds to wink.
An F-14 pilot, Dickinson called the pilots involved in Friday’s “Sky Dick” incident a “bunch of lazy amateurs” who “didn’t even end it on a long hot shot of ropey jizz” like she did back during RIMPAC 1988.
“Krissy is truly one of the best,” said Rear Adm. Lower Half (Ret.) Carl Samburg. “We could never put her on the Blue Angels, because obviously, she’s a lady. But when I saw her first sky labia, I said, ‘Krissy, I don’t know what that is you drew, but that’s some tricky flying.”
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