Fleshlights Issued To Male Soldiers In Bid To Decrease Combat Zone Pregnancies
Every Male Soldier will pack this towards the top, for rapid deployment.
CAMP BEUHRING, KUWAIT — The latest addition to the soldiers' packing list for deployment will contain a unique item: a fleshlight. The toys to aid soldier "urges" comes after a study titled "Combat Zone Pregnancy Rates On The Rise" was released earlier this week.
According to the report from the Department of the Army, each female that gets pregnant on deployment costs the Army over $100,000 -- in training, transport, and health care costs.
Leading the study was Lt. Col. George Frampton, who elaborated on the findings in a telephone interview.
"The situation is an absolute waste of taxpayers' money, and we need to come up with a solution before we drive over the cliff," he said.
Frampton estimates approximately $27,000,000 has been lost in the past year alone. The Lt. Col., not known to allow such disgrace under his command, has devised a campaign to stop combat zone pregnancies in their tracks.
Every soldier, male and…
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