'Folksy, down-to-earth' commander actually an idiot

“This man once called the Anbar Awakening ‘a durned poontash of potash."

By Grumpy

WASHINGTON — The Army’s newest two-star general, Maj. Gen. Billy-Bob Bobson V, has been hailed by Army brass and former presidents as “a profoundly wise man” and “a folksy, down-to-earth leader.” But an explosive investigation has found that Bobson is just an idiot, according to sources.

Bobson had been slated to become deputy commanding general…

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