Four-star general gets only one star on Yelp
WASHINGTON — Throwing the Pentagon into a frenzy this morning, sources say local four-star general Everett Thomas had only attained a one-star rating on user review app Yelp.
Based on 126 customer reviews, the general's dismal 1.2-star rating puts him below Washington, D.C.-based Mexican restaurant Señor Mariachi and a Wendy's in Westerville, Ohio, but ahead of Ivan's Cafe in New York, which is actually a front business for the Russian mob.
"His service was terrible," reads a review from user Salty B. "Over 30 years in uniform and he only deployed, like, twice. I'm never going to Gen. Thomas again. One star."
Other reviews criticized the general's lack of options when confronting strategic problems.
"Worked with Gen. Thomas when me and my boyfriend were TDY to the Pentagon. The atmosphere in his office was okay, but he really doesn't have much to offer except the Military Decision Making Process," said Susan A. "If you're working on the Joint Staff, there's other generals in the area that…
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