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Gatorade awarded $1 billion piss bottle contract

By Duffel Blog Staff · Bureau · 1 minute

Filed 5 October 2022 · 1539

WASHINGTON — Gatorade has finalized a $1 billion deal making it the official supplier of piss bottles for the Department of Defense, the company announced today.

The contract to supply hundreds of thousands of "Urine Disposal Device, Personal," or "piss bottles" to troops, comes after many complained about former supplier Nestle.

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