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General Nicholson claims dog ate his Afghan War strategy

General Nicholson claims dog ate his Afghan War strategy

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Oct 05, 2022
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The commander of NATO troops in Afghanistan announced today that his dog Fluffy ate his plan for victory in the conflict before her evening walk yesterday.

Gen. John Nicholson claims that over the weekend he wrote the perfect strategy for winning the United States' longest war. However, when Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Gen. Joseph Dunford asked…

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