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General Dunford Accepts Wager To Spend Year In Haunted Command

General Dunford Accepts Wager To Spend Year In Haunted Command

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Oct 05, 2022
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PASHTYLVANIA, AFGHANISTAN – Marine Corps Gen. Joseph Dunford, Jr. confirmed late yesterday that he has accepted a wager to spend no less than one year in the supposedly haunted command of United States Forces - Afghanistan (USFOR-A). Legend has it that there is a terrible curse on the command, located deep in the foreboding mountains of Afghanistan, and…

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