General unsure why every workplace he visits is suspiciously tidy

PATCH BARRACKS, Germany — Having recently toured several major military installations, the Supreme Allied Commander and head of US European Command Gen. Curtis Scaparotti expressed bewilderment at the exquisite tidiness of every work-center he has visited.

"The realization hit me on the way back from Ramstein," Scaparotti was overheard telling his enlist…