George Zimmerman Tracks Down Joseph Kony, Executes Him
GULU, UGANDA — Two weeks after George Zimmerman was found not guilty in the murder of Trayvon Martin, the former neighborhood watch captain has turned up in Uganda after allegedly gunning down a "suspicious-looking" African warlord, sources confirmed today.
“Between killing a kid and saving a family, I was getting a lot of press,” confessed Zimmerman. “N…
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