Gods finally call John Glenn back to Olympus

Oct 05, 2022

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COLUMBUS, Ohio — A massive crowd gathered outside of the home of American demi-God John Glenn to celebrate his ascension back to Olympus early this morning.

Flowers, love letters, and various animal sacrifices littered the ground for acres around a shrine hastily assembled by his most devoted acolytes.

Glenn, who came to earth in human form on July 18, 19…

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