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Green Beans Coffee deploys recon teams to Ukraine to scout locations

Is war just a racket?

Zoltar the Malignant
Jan 21, 2022
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By Zoltar the Malignant

SAN RAFAEL, Calif. — Green Beans Coffee, a common sight on U.S. military installations worldwide, has ordered its rapid-recon force to Ukraine to scout locations of open coffee shops for the next unnecessary conflict.

With news of Russia massing more than 100,000 troops on Ukraine’s eastern border, the company has deployed its Deta…

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