Guantanamo Bay Revealed To Be Elaborate 'Gay Groping' Conspiracy

WASHINGTON, DC — Officials at the Pentagon are stunned after an internal report revealed that the U.S. detention center at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, was originally created as part of an elaborate plan by military and government employees to kidnap attractive Middle Eastern males and then fondle their genitals and buttocks.

According to the report, the target…