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Hacker Named 'Penis' Penetrates Restricted Network, Makes A Mess

Hacker Named 'Penis' Penetrates Restricted Network, Makes A Mess

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Oct 05, 2022
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WASHINGTON, D.C — The Departments of Justice and Homeland Security have been embarrassed by revelations that the anonymous cybercriminal "penis" has penetrated their systems and caused a spill, sources have confirmed.

An unknown individual, going by the Twitter username "penis", slipped into a DOJ intranet via a compromised email, after which he stole an…

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