Here's an article full of classified info, because who even gives a shit anymore?
FBI Director James Comey said on Tuesday that Hillary Clinton was “extremely careless” with classified information being sent over her private email server, but he said no charges should be filed.
So we’re just going to release a bunch of classified information right here, because really, who even gives a shit anymore?
Your favorite interpreter lost his visa paperwork because Stephanie at the State Department is a pill head.
DoD urinalysis tests are no longer calibrated to detect cocaine. Go nuts.
Jet fuel does melt steel beams, but they also used missiles. Just to be sure.
The SHARP program started out as a joke, but kind of got away from everybody. Just like that hooker that was in the trunk.
Mohammad Ali killed JFK.
The launch code to most of our nukes is 123456. Yes, we know. It's the same combination as your luggage.
Actually, no. The Romanian Mafia killed JFK. Gypsies.
Your drill sergeant really did skull fuck your mom. It was during family day.
General Schwarzkopf and the Iron …
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