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High tech upgrade centralizes all military urinalysis monitoring at NORTHCOM

Meat gazing on a grand scale.

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W.E. Linde
Oct 01, 2021
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By W.E. Linde

CHEYENNE MOUNTAIN, Colo. – The Pentagon announced today the first-ever significant overhaul of the military’s approach to drug testing across the force. Rather than tying down mid-level NCOs to personally watch members’ members while urinating, each base will be enhanced with “smart urinals” and “smart commodes” that will be monitored in re…

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