Hodor of House Stark gives your weekend safety brief

WINTERFELL, Westeros — "Gather round warriors of Winterfell and prepare for the brief of safety to be given by our beloved Hodor" said Arya Stark, as the first snow of the season began to fall. "Hodor, please inform the men and women of this great kingdom what they should and shouldn't do this weekend to ensure safety across our lands."

"Hodor," said Hod…