Hollywood studios pass on Dan Crenshaw audition tape
"There is no universe in which Dan Crenshaw should have made this video. It’s a pass from Marvel."
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By MapleSausage
WASHINGTON — Congressman Dan Crenshaw (R-Texas) will have to stick to politics for the foreseeable future now that the entirety of Hollywood has watched his most recent audition tape and concluded it was “too cringy for the big screen,” sources confirmed today.
The tryout reel showcased a bombastic, skydiving Crenshaw portraying a Bond-esq…