Hypoxic pilot refuses to wear a mask

“There’s a lot of stupid rules we have to follow in the military. But you can die from hypoxia.”

By Wob Weego

DOVER AIR FORCE BASE, Del. — C-17 copilot and staunch conspiracy theorist Air Force 1st Lt. Kyle Korrigan received harsh criticism and a nap yesterday after refusing to wear a mask, according to sources. An unexpected depressurization at 37,000 feet knocked the pilot out, leaving the copilot claiming that supplemental oxygen is part of a “li…