Iran says nuclear weapons program purely for hunting and home defense

American ‘lib-tards’ would just love to take away our nukes.

By Whiskey Fueled Tirade

TEHRAN — In a shocking reversal, a spokesman for the Atomic Energy Organization of Iran admitted the country does have a nuclear weapons program but its leaders only intend to use them for hunting and home defense.

“Look, there is a lot of negative press around nukes these days,” Behruz Kamalvandi told reporters as he loaded a few…